You learn a lot about your employer once you’re found dead in that kind of bag.
#6. British Spy “Locked Himself” in a Sports Bag … from the Outside
In August 2010, only a week before [MI6 code-breaker Gareth] Williams was due to be transferred to another agency, his body was found zipped inside a red North Face sports bag that had been locked from the outside. As in, literally locked with a small padlock… Because that wasn’t weird enough, the bag had also been placed in Williams’ bathtub. At first, authorities claimed that someone else would have to have been present for this to be possible, because duh … but then in November 2013, they changed their mind, saying he probably did it himself. Somehow.